Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

And if anyone asks, you’re Chinese. The boy had nodded. “Chinese,” he whispered. “I’m Chinese.” “And I,” said the girl, “am the Queen of Spain.” “In your dreams,” said the boy. “In my dreams,” said...

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, ‘What the hell just happened?