The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.’She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley.IT’S EDUCATIONAL.’What if she cuts herself?’THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.

It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.

Wanna see how creepy I can be?”-Mr Teatime