Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?”Bob’s eyes darted nervously. “I’d . . . prefer not to. I’d really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And...

She needs to sort out her priorities

Guys can’t tell girls what to do. That’s an unspoken rule. Learn that now and you’ll be way ahead of the game.

I’m your’s. If you’ll have me, I’m your’s” -Dark (Harry Styles fanfic)

Is he — a bit mad?” he asked Percy uncertainly.”Mad?” said Percy airily. “He’s a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?

By the time she had interpreted Harry’s dreams at the top of her voice (all of which, even the ones that involved eating porridge, apparently foretold a gruesome and early death), he was feeling much...

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out oftheir way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, “Make way forthe Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through ……Percy...

NO!”The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.

Remember my words next time he calls you a bloody English rose.

The sixth Harry Potter film – I don’t like my performance in that film at all.

I’m a Harry Potter fan.