It never hurts a fool to appear before anaudience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling.

And the fools… well, the fools are there for us to fleece and then to show mercy.

What version of Christ does he believe in?

To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.

I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.

Fools put trust in promises; The wise in action.

As time moves on the line will blur. It will no longer seem to be the simplicity of good versus evil, but good versus fools who think they are good.

There’s no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former.

Sitting around fools increases your tolerance

As a society we’ve progressed to a point where it is unacceptable behavior to knock someone down who is acting a fool. I teach my children to use their words when faced with a conflict....

Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving.

Any fool can hope when success lies plainly in view. It wants genuine strength to hope when matters are hopeless.

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don’t be the one!

It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools!

I’d been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you’ve got issues...

The wise pause; the foolish react.