There’s no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former.

Sitting around fools increases your tolerance

As a society we’ve progressed to a point where it is unacceptable behavior to knock someone down who is acting a fool. I teach my children to use their words when faced with a conflict....

Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving.

Any fool can hope when success lies plainly in view. It wants genuine strength to hope when matters are hopeless.

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don’t be the one!

It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools!

I’d been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you’ve got issues...

The wise pause; the foolish react.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform.

Don’t show a friend your gift, or your bag of money if you still want to maintain your relationship, but if nay, go on, and all you’ll see is hate and jealousy, and you’ll fight...

The fools among us are presented to be wise and the wise among us are presented to be fools.

I love fools’ experiments. I am always making them.

Never allow carping critics to deter you from success. Instead, silence them with it.

We all know we’re one day closer to the end when we wake up in the morning. We just kid ourselves that it’s not happening.

The best don’t stick around when you treat them poorly, only the desperate do.