Daddy’s gone mad, hasn’t he?

No, thanks,” said Harry. “The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick.” Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he’d said.

He’s doing you know what!

rabbit food.

But…surely you know where your nephew is going?’ she asked, looking bewildered.’Certainly we know,’ said Vernon Dursley. ‘He’s off with some of your lot, isn’t he? Right, Dudley, let’s get in the car, you heard...