Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even move my tricycle to the bathtub, to heighten your showering experience. Who says I’m not romantic?

You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.

I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).