And Mega has a crush on Chester.””I do not!””Do too, Mega.””He’s like, old!””How old, Christian says.””Like at least thirty or something.”Lor laughs. ” Fucking ancient, ain’t it, kid?””Dude,” I agree. I like Lor.

I return my attention to the situation at hand and realize Reality—the impatient bitch—has made my decision for me. She does that a lot. You get busy planning your life, then it has the nerve...

Shut up. Don’t make me tell you again.”We shut up, which I find hysterically funny.

A fecking flamethrower! Why didn’t I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.

Oh, I see. As long as you didn’t kill her, kill her, then that’s okay.

I don’t understand why everyone loves you and feels this need to protect me against you or warn me against you.” It was insulting, to tell the truth. Everyone just assumed she’d roll over… “Everyone...