I had a dream about you. We almost made love in the produce section of your local grocery store, but when I asked if you brought protection, you told me you’d forgotten the coupons at...

I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.

My love is like hooray! Special terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for details. Coupon not valid with any other offer.

My wife died of someone trying to help her. He helped her find her way off a bridge and into a chained and locked metal trunk. Then he had the audacity to not accept a...

I’m not a ref, but I assigned her the penalty of clipping, and I told her to drop the scissors and step away from the newspaper ads.