To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my career works out, because it feels like I’m just spinning my wheels.

I walked to work. I paced up and down the bus looking for a seat. Next time I walk to work I’m getting on my treadmill.

Those who think money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop … People would be happier and healthier if they took more time off and spent it with their family and friends, yet...

Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die… #AHOLE