Some friends are like sunny days, with false flames, oozing from afar, coming near without a dime.

A wise man can say a foolish thing at any time, anywhere, and to anybody.

I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria.

No, I don’t like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you.

The stupidity of gossips is that they become frightened when they see your face, and a little word from your mouth makes them vibrate like an electrocuted criminal.