I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria.

No, I don’t like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you.

The stupidity of gossips is that they become frightened when they see your face, and a little word from your mouth makes them vibrate like an electrocuted criminal.

Some friends are like sunny days, with false flames, oozing from afar, coming near without a dime.

A wise man can say a foolish thing at any time, anywhere, and to anybody.