An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.




(No Ratings Yet)I didn’t write. I just wandered about.




(No Ratings Yet)To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.




(No Ratings Yet)I taught sixth grade for three and a half years.




(No Ratings Yet)Did I say that the President’s entire job is image management? Of course not.




(No Ratings Yet)I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.




(No Ratings Yet)I was in college for two years, and just hated it in the ’60s.




(No Ratings Yet)Point set topology is a disease from which the human race will soon recover.




(No Ratings Yet)Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.




(No Ratings Yet)Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.




(No Ratings Yet)People don’t vote for vice president, they vote for president.




(No Ratings Yet)Television has a real problem. They have no page two.




(No Ratings Yet)To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.




(No Ratings Yet)Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.




(No Ratings Yet)Our civic society is really all we have by way of nationhood.




(No Ratings Yet)On my morning run, I listen to sports talk radio.




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