My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.

My last two girlfriends both had the same name—and they looked similar. One looked older than the other, but they were in fact the same person.

Wouldn’t the world be a much better place if we didn’t make it past the age of maybe 10? Think back to when we were younger, before we were so easily influenced by adults. We...

“How old are you?” asks Plastic again. “That doesn’t matter,” says StingRay. “What matters is how much stuff I know. People who know a lot of stuff don’t need birthdays.”

Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.

He may be old now, but he is still a hero in their eyes

When you’re young you can’t work out the age of an adult – they’re just quite old, old, or very old.

Zehrunisa didn’t know Abdul’s age herself. Seventeen was what she’d said before the burning, when people asked her, but he could have been twenty-seven, for all she knew. You didn’t keep track of a child’s...

When i was a child, i liked tasting any candy i happened to see, but as i grew older, i realized those are a great meal to the worms in my innards. Will you shun...

How old are you? “About fifteen, I think. Though I still feel the same as I always did,” Bod said, but Mother Slaughter interrupted, “And I still feels like I done when I was a...

…summer softens lines that winter cruelly shows…

Knowledge in youth is wisdom in age.

Age is just a number,One never gets old unless he decides to !!!!

You get to be about eleven or twelve and everything’s old hat. They’ve drummed the miraculous out of you, but you don’t want it to be like that. You want the miraculous. You want everything...

Priorities” There’s No Such Thing as “Busy

Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.

There was a story etched in each wrinkle on his forehead-the stories any long life can amass but that only a lonely life locks forever.

I do not dye my hair blackso as to be young again and sin againbut because people dye their clothes black in mourning,so I have dyed my hair black, mourning for my old age.- Rudagi

You should visit the Palatine. It’s at the top of that hill . . .””I know where the Palatine is, Dexter, I was visiting Rome before you were born.””Yes, who was emperor back then?

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

The older you get, the more you understand how your conscience works. The biggest and only critic lives in your perception of people’s perception of you rather than people’s perception of you.