For some reason, when people meet me and find out I’m a writer they always ask if I write children’s books. Um… please don’t let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are...

The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland.The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to...

Magic?” What did magic have to do with breaking into someone’s store and stealing their stuff?”Don’t you get it?” Peter said. “You’re free now. You don’t have to live by their rules anymore.” Peter pointed...

I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

What do you insolent merfolks want with me now? I swear I haven’t eaten any of your children.”-Ursula

Though children can accept adults as adults, adults can never accept children as anything but adults too.

Spilling a Secret What its size, will have varying consequences. It’s not possible to predict what will happen if you open the gunnysack, let the cat escape. A liberated feline might purr on your lap,...

I do think kids should be kids. You have the rest of your life to be an adult.

Insanity is the only real escape from the banality of our lives. – Clara Bayliss

Sometimes, the only way to make your dreams come true is to shatter them.

The most confounding thing of all is that we still haven’t identified the cause of 20% to 30% of adult common colds.

He felt torn. He wanted her to feel safe with him, but he also wanted her to feel the sort of heady excitement that any young girl should feel when they fall in love. He...

Adulthood is interesting to adults. But I would never want to write about stuff I don’t feel everybody can connect to.

Trying to please everyone can be very hard, but, like ‘Shrek’ or ‘The Simpsons,’ ‘Robin Hood’ manages to entertain adults and children at the same time, but in different ways.

Your love life is insignificant when it comes to raising your children to be respectable human beings. The moment you see them suffer or lower their standards because of your selfishness, is the day you...

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

It must be understood that, as adults, we are all terminal.

Why won’t you just go and find out?” the question startled her. She whirled around to come face to face with her evil aunt; Ursula.

I’m pretty much in love with ‘Adult Swim.’

The last thing he ever said to me was, ‘Just always be waiting for me, and then some night you will hear me crowing.

It was my first straight dramatic role, and the most adult, intelligent one I have ever played.

Novels are make-believe and play for adults.

I’m a huge Beatles fan, but I’ve only really gotten into them as an adult.

Because I loved you!” she shouted. “Because I didn’t want to let you go! Because I didn’t want to lose you!” She hadn’t realized she was crying until her voice hitched and she felt the...

Down the road a bit, I would like to write a couple of stand-alone adult novels, especially in the horror genre. I’ve got lots of things up my sleeve.

Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.

For the first half of my adult life, I was a Democrat.

Age is only a number. Keep an active life.

As an adult, I can’t blame my parents any more.

People that watch Adult Swim don’t watch the Oscars.