I’m honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes.
I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she’d noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, “You should have him murdered.
They don’t sell friends in stores….
…sex is the number one cause of ruin for all male to female relationship.
I got an ‘A’ in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world…