I got an ‘A’ in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world…

I’m honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes.

…sex is the number one cause of ruin for all male to female relationship.

They don’t sell friends in stores….

I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she’d noticed that every time I was asked...