Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he’d stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times.

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.

Alexander assured her, ‘Eva, none of us know our children. Because they are not us.

She was alone.She missed him immediately.

Adrian Mole’s diaryEasterPoor Jesus, it must have been dead awful for him. I wouldn’t have the guts to do it myself.

She had always been comforted by confectionery

Adrian Mole’s father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?