I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.

Achieving the state of SABLE is not, as many people who live with these knitters believe, a reason to stop buying yarn, but for the knitter it is an indication to write a will, bequeathing...

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It’s good for them.

Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in a condition that can be hidden only with the application of another hat.

Sweaters need to be imagined, dreamed over.

I will always buy extra yarn. I will not try to tempt fate.

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.

I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it.