I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs if they didn’t get to feed when they were expecting to. Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis.

…Fate forced me to become a two-man woman. But there was no effing way I could be a four-man woman.Even metaphysics couldn’t keep that from being whorey.

Cheers to 1812.” He lifted his empty bottle.The whole room whooped and raised their full glasses, howling in unison.I could barely hear over the sound of my own laughter.