Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.

Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It’s an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It’s a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video...

They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

marathon: (noun)A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it’s time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a...