Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children,...

At 5:17 p.m. Eastern time, seven hours after the President’s speech has begun, New York officials disclose a bomb threat to the city’s subway system based on information supplied by the federal government. A Homeland...

Even on the greatest teams, there’s always one role player.

Well, good, we appreciate that.

Powell finishes his answer, admitting much of the information he had been given about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was-

And the White House, totally off the script.

This is a second chance for me, … There’s not much more you can ask for than that.

The next day, the Department of Homeland Security issues warnings of attacks against railroads nationwide, and against New York City landmarks like the Brooklyn Bridge and the Statue of Liberty. Number two. Thursday, June 6,...

It’s not like the Rex Sox the year before. It’s not even close.

I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.

This is the Law and Order and Terror government. It promised protection – or at least amelioration – against all threats: conventional, radiological, or biological. It has just proved that it cannot save its citizens...

If he does not sue, he is a drug user, a repeat steroid user, a knowing steroid user. He has to sue for everything that the next 50 years of merchandising is worth.

The coincidences that I listed tonight could have the most distressing of possible explanations or the most encouraging of possible explanations or a mixture. But there’s a larger issue, and I hope you have an...

Two days later, FBI director Mueller declares that another terrorist attack is ‘inevitable.’

The Nexus of Politics and Terror.’ Please judge for yourself.

Having been a fan of him on the weekend CBS News in the ’70s . . . he’s good at what he does, comfortable with it, and in changing times has the impossible-to-rush benefit of...

What’s next, implants?

Speaking from Russia, Attorney General John Ashcroft reveals that an American named Jose Padilla is under arrest, accused of plotting a radiation bomb attack in this country. In fact, Padilla had, by this time, already...

I don’t think we missed America by that much. It was a huge-volume election that didn’t turn overwhelmingly one way or another, which was what we said was going to happen. There were some nuances,...

Like watching the Jesse Ventura show. It’s too bad you couldn’t get the White House Press Corps to work from a script like that. Dana Milbank of the Washington Post will be along presently to...

Homeland Security issues warnings of further terrorist attempts to use airplanes for suicide attacks. Number five. December 17, 2003. 9/11 Commission co-chair Thomas Keane says the attacks were preventable. The next day, a federal appeals...

Selling his new book about this phony baloney war on Christmas, John revealed a very ugly side to himself. He is one of those people who think all religions but his are mistaken. You know,...

The Department of Homeland Security raises the alert status for financial centers in New York, New Jersey, and Washington to orange. The evidence supporting the warning, reconnaissance data left in a home in Iraq, later...

Attorney General Ashcroft and FBI director Mueller warned that intelligence from multiple sources-

Fox News is hated because they’re elitists, and the worst winners television’s ever seen.

I guess she made up that dead-son-in-Iraq business! He [Limbaugh] also referred to her supporters as ‘dope-smoking FM types.’ I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics. Rush Limbaugh, today’s worst...

and that 90 percent of the arrangements for an attack on the United States were complete. The color-coded warning system is not raised. The Homeland Security secretary, Tom Ridge, does not attend the announcement. Number...

[Referring to President Bush as] the 21st-century Marie Antoinette, … This is the law-and-order and terror government. But it can’t save our citizens from a biological weapon called standing water.

As I tried to emphasize in the commentary, hindsight plus the logical fallacy can be a dangerous combination. But can you look at the list of the 10 juxtapositions, especially the two that pertain to...

Well, we’re out of time here. Regardless of that, and what might be perceived as our disagreement on the substance of this, my great thanks for coming out and speaking to this under these circumstances.

sorry recital of self-absorption.

Unfortunately for Mr. McClellan, the evidence that Mr. Bush’s chat with the soldiers was rehearsed and rehearsed within an inch of its life was all on tape.

Which of these stories will you be talking about tomorrow? The White House by the script.