In February 2003, I signed a three-year contract with MSNBC to host a talk show. Having recently decided not to run again for governor of Minnesota, I was still a pretty hot commodity. The show...

Is it government’s job to make up for someone’s mistakes?

I Ain’t Got Time to Bleed.

It’s a good thing I’m not the president, because I would prosecute everybody who was involved in that torture, I would prosecute the people who did it, I would prosecute the people who ordered it...

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.

Barack Obama’s large contributor was Goldman Sachs – same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.

Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.

As governor, there isn’t a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It’s the cops’ job to tighten down on criminals.

I believe in the America people’s ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed.

I don’t want protectionist feelings in Congress to stand in the way of progress for Minnesota,

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Let’s face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven’t done their job.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask – if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

Sarah Palin’s a quitter.

When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.

The first part of it I thought was excellent. When Rick Kahn got up, I left the building halfway through what he was doing,

I hear he’s getting support from (Louisiana-based Republican and onetime Ku Klux Klan operative) David Duke, … I can’t be part of that.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We’ve allowed the parties to take over the government.

You’re lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

Let me say this: I’m paranoid of the government. They’ve lost my trust. They’ve lied to me so many times that I don’t know what to believe from them anymore.

Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they’re government jobs.

whether he’s there or not.

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it’s not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We’re not free — if we were, we’d allow people their freedom....

I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government’s feet to...

If waterboarding’s OK, why don’t we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims… Have we waterboarded anyone else?

Are you familiar with 9/11? Building 7? You know what was in there? All the Enron stuff. I guess that building went down on its own.

I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.

I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I’m finished with my term as governor, I’m going back to the life that’s waiting for me in the private sector.

We’ve shocked the world, … Hopefully the Republicans and Democrats will take notice now. They will stop their partisan party politics and start doing what’s right for the people.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

What do we have for veterans? Government-run health care. I understand that. Congressmen and senators… they get five choices of government-run health care. Why should a congressman and senator get anything more than a regular...

I’ve been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it’s torture.

You have to accept the rule of law, even when it’s inconvenient, if you’re going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.

Whenever the government says, ‘It’s time to move on,’ that means there’s something they don’t want you to know about.

We don’t have to approve of (China’s) human rights record to help improve them,

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people’s business.

A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

I’m kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

My attitude when I’m in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don’t wear a watch. When I live down there, I...

Love is bigger than government.

gain their stranglehold control of the party again.

If Waterboarding is okay, then why don’t we let our police do it to criminals so they can find out what they know? Because it’s against the law. If we’re not going to be a...

If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that – so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.

If you start studying history closer, you’ll find that most all wars are based on false flag operations to get people – to convince the people that they’re under attack in some way so that...

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don’t have to pay income tax that day because they’re not working.

I decided to run for governor because I got mad… I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

I’m a Slovak. And when I was growing up, I believed that I was Czechoslovakian because of what Russia did. They came in and took two separate countries – Slovakia and the Czech Republic –...

China has made one-way concessions across the board in agriculture, manufactured goods, services, technology and telecommunications, … structural changes within China will be necessary to change China for the better in the long term.