[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand ‘¦ ‘ [Speaking] NOT a good idea, you ‘ re gonna roll over and cut your bits off. ‘

They tend to come out a colour called ‘Pants left in wash’

And they always find in archeology a series of small walls. Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. Weve found a series of small walls, were very excited I think this proves...

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.

ello, Sue. I’ve got legs. Do you like bread? I’ve got a French loaf. Bye! I love you

I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.

Charelton Heston and a monkey with a gun…Film at 11.

But with dogs, we do have bad dog. ‘ Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog! ‘ The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me? You human beings...

Theres a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didnt say, I will kill everything,...

My name is NOT Tracy

I’m a one-man idiot

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ‘¦ I poked a badger with a spoon.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

And theres others like taxidermist! You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know? Youve gotta want to be! I want...

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I’m an action transvestite really, so it’s running, jumping, climbing trees… putting on make-up when you’re up there!

Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist! I ‘ ve done your dog. It ‘ s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of...

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. – I claim India for Britain!They go, – You can’t claim us, we live here!...