So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!

And the National Rifle Association says that, “Guns don’t kill people, people do, ‘ but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, “Bang!” That’s...

Cause, “”Cake or death?”” That’s a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.””Cake or death?””””Eh, cake please.””””Very well! Give him cake!””””Oh, thanks very much. It’s very nice.””””You! Cake or death?”” Uh, cake for me, too,...

Tea and cake or death…students with beards ‘tea and cake or death, tea and cake or death…little red cookbook, little red cookbook.’

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; it ‘ s a sort of detective thing, but it ‘ s really true, you know it ‘ s there ‘¦ But it ‘ s...

Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans...

It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. That ‘ s Renaissance, FRENCH for Ë re-birth ‘ . Re-nais-sance. And that ‘ s why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle...

You piss me off you Salmon… You’re too expensive in restaurants.

Ë Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the...

‘°Cause, “Cake or death?” That’s a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.”Cake or death?””Eh, cake please.””Very well! Give him cake!””Oh, thanks very much. It’s very nice.””You! Cake or death?” ‘°Uh, cake for me, too,...

Oh, Captain Clever! Rattle it, if it doesn’t go off it can’t be a bomb!

Excuse me, do you have a pencil?

Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!Ive done your dog. Its got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?Fido looks a bit weird.

Because that’s what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking ‘Damn, I’d like to shag myself.’

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for…

“Cake or death?” That’s a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.”Cake or death?””Eh, cake please.””Very well! Give him cake!””Oh, thanks very much. It’s very nice.””You! Cake or death?”Uh, cake for me, too, please.””Very well!...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can’t even get down the gym!

You’re going to eat that later? You’re going to take it home?