I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.

Charelton Heston and a monkey with a gun…Film at 11.

But with dogs, we do have bad dog. ‘ Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog! ‘ The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me? You human beings...

Theres a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didnt say, I will kill everything,...

My name is NOT Tracy

I’m a one-man idiot

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ‘¦ I poked a badger with a spoon.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

And theres others like taxidermist! You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know? Youve gotta want to be! I want...

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I’m an action transvestite really, so it’s running, jumping, climbing trees… putting on make-up when you’re up there!

Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist! I ‘ ve done your dog. It ‘ s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of...

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. – I claim India for Britain!They go, – You can’t claim us, we live here!...

They say that ‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I’m a one-man idiot.

Imperial Soldier: Oh… I… Oh.Imperial Commander: What is it lieutenant Sebastian?Imperial Soldier: Its the rebels, sir… they’re here.Imperial Commander: My god man! Do they want tea?Imperial Soldier: No, I think they want something more then...

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.