But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog! The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me? You human beings whove had...

Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get...

There ‘ s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn ‘ t say,...

And you don ‘ t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, Hey! Oh, you...

[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand ‘¦ ‘ [Speaking] NOT a good idea, you ‘ re gonna roll over and cut your bits off. ‘

They tend to come out a colour called ‘Pants left in wash’

And they always find in archeology a series of small walls. Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. Weve found a series of small walls, were very excited I think this proves...

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.

ello, Sue. I’ve got legs. Do you like bread? I’ve got a French loaf. Bye! I love you

I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.

Charelton Heston and a monkey with a gun…Film at 11.

But with dogs, we do have bad dog. ‘ Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog! ‘ The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me? You human beings...

Theres a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didnt say, I will kill everything,...

My name is NOT Tracy

I’m a one-man idiot

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ‘¦ I poked a badger with a spoon.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

And theres others like taxidermist! You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know? Youve gotta want to be! I want...