Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit.

I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?…He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ or the opening line from ‘Born to be Wild’ by Steppenwolf – ‘Get...

If you give people a chance, they shine.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty...

Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?