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I love the inpatience of New York… You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You’re just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy’s like, ‘HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!’ …You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you’re wasting HIS time. ‘Let’s go buddy! Holland tunnel!’ ‘…Uh..I-I was just going to the store… I didn’t realize it was my shift. Well, let’s see… the Holland Tunnel is in my ass… alright?

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