The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!

Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.

Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth.

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.

We ordinary people might lack your great speed or your X-Ray vision, Superman, but never underestimate the power of the human mind. We carry the most dangerous weapon on Earth inside these thick skulls of...

Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?

…and what is a good weapon but a good idea made murderous flesh?

Fervor is the weapon of choice of the impotent.

What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad.

Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.

Stronger nuclear families are better than stronger nuclear weapons

When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.

I don’t know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I’m a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess.