so bae gave me a sea of tears and stole my smile and ran away❤ ❤

My many years of living have not made the actions of teenage boys any less enigmatic.

I wish kids at school would quit calling me a porno dork-face, though. There wasn’t any sex involved! I got knocked out, I panicked and called the cops. Okay, somewhere along the line everybody’s clothes...

…real teenage boys aren’t like characters in the books you read. They smell funny and are obsessed with video games and say dumb things. They’re still learning, just like you.