In school I ended up writing three different papers on “The Castaway” section of Moby-Dick, the chapter where the cabin boy Pip falls overboard and is driven mad by the empty immensity of what he...

From CATS ARE KIND”A man said to the universe,’Sir, I exist!”Excellent,’ replied the universe,’I’ve been looking for someone to take care of my cats.

From CATS ARE KIND”I saw a dog pursuing automobiles;On and on he sped.I was puzzled by this;I accosted the dog.’If you catch one,’ I said’What will you do with it?”Dumb cat,’ he cried,And ran on.