One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and...

You are a side effect,” Van Houten continued, “of an evolutionary process that cares little for individual lives. You are a failed experiment in mutation.

And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying.

Friends are the best anti-depressants; with only positive effects, no side-effects.

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.