I guess its because we all want to believe that what we do is very important, that people hang on to our very word, that they care what we think. The truth is, you should...

J.D.: Elliot, I’m thirty years old; I’m single, I’m homeless, and I’m pretty sure I just soiled myself.Elliot: Why don’t you just move into my place?J.D.: Oh, great, then we’ll be two losers under one...

Elliot: How’s it goin’?J.D.: Well, my bike is rusty, I haven’t been able to feel my genitals since they first touched water, and the only thing I’ve had to eat all day is a half...

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self]

Who the hell cares about what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy.