It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained me up for days and I still wanted to come back...

Ali was a lucky, lucky girl having those two big hot men at her disposal. Not that Roslyn wasn’t content with her one surly man, but still…two. Some people were enjoying their apocalypse a little...

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.