Wow, that’s original.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

When we were little, Scarlett and I were utterly convinced that we’d originally been one person in our mother’s belly. We believed that somehow, half of us wanted to be born and half wanted to...

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have.””The better to style with, my dear.

That’s different,” Levi smiled at her warmly. “Ypu don’t rock that Little Red Riding Hood vibe. You’re scary.” Reagan grinned like the Big Bad Wolf.