Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the elbow? See, I’m a problem solver. I should go into politics.

That’s enough crying about the problems, let’s begin killing the problems.

Your mother just carried you literally. The one who really gave you to her is the one who really knows about the main problem you were meant to solve!

I don’t think any man could solve the world’s problems overnight, myself included. You’d better give me at least two days.