I’m as happy doing ‘Postman Pat’ as I am doing ‘Hamlet.’

I’d like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.

Is it easier to get you to do what I want with a fist to your face, or a gentle pat on the back and a handshake? Let this be a lesson in power.

Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit.