The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?

You drink, and your thirst increases,” it says. Time, I’m sure, passed by, but we remained unavailable for comment.

The dining hall in our section of campus was like something out of an Ayn Rand novel: big, utilitarian, and impersonal.

I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.