Get me outa here. F*ckin’ creepy cheerleaders.

Because there’s no way on earth she’s going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife

What did your mom say?””She said I better not be pregnant.”Janie snorts. “What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait — you’re not, are you?” “Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not...

Cabel flicks his fingers at her, spraying her with water. Grinning. “Sure. I think I’m pretty lucky. I bet blind people have great sex. I’ll even wear a blindfold so it’s fair.” He bumps his...

I want to tell you a story, Alex.” Alex nibbled on his bottom lip, waiting. Wondering now if Mr. Today really understood that Alex was turning him down.”Simber.” The old mage said.Alex automatically turned to...

In the cool dark basement, she whispers, “It’s not Ralph, is it?”Cabel’s quiet for a moment, as if he’s thinking, “You mean like Forever Ralph? Uh, no.””You’ve read Forever?” Janie is incredulous. “There wasn’t much...