On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a light bulb into the sky. Don’t worry, my light bulb is energy efficient—it runs on solar power.

Don’t eat in the dark. My brand of cat food comes with a light bulb in the can.

I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the wattage.