She Will Be Loved.” As pop songs went, it was pretty damn good, a bit of a favorite of mine.

Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.

What can I say? I’m a magnificent specimen of manhood. Of course they all want me. But I do appreciate you protecting my honor.

Dicks don’t have brains. It’s why men get into trouble

I’d never needed to know that my sister was a screamer. Never. That Mal was a screamer too just kind of confused me.