Join the club. We meet Tuesdays. We never share the location with each other, and we show up armed.

How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

Guess that’s thirty-one pieces of silver you’ve got now, huh? Sleep well, Judas.

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

sometimes you gotta Run before you can Walk.