Initially, I’m one E short of being a JOKE. Midgets are also short.

I think I have enough tattoos for now. If I get any others, I’ll probably do my kids initials.

You were right the first time, Cathy. It was a stupid, silly story.Ridiculous! Only insane people would die for the sake of love. I’llbet you a hundred to one a woman wrote that junky romantic...