Overall, she seems to be doing well for her age, but she looks like one of those dried apple dolls and my nursing gut tells me she is one good sneeze away from a rapid...

That was probably the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me.” “What? Almost falling in a ditch?””No, being carried by a girl.

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That’s like going to China for Mexican food, isn’t it?