PDF—is it a document type, or Public Display of ‘Fection? I’ll let you know after I print it out and cuddle with it.

If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witness it catching the Loch Ness Monster, I’d probably assume the world would want me to write a poem about the event, rather than take...

No one ever confides a secret to one person only. No one destroys all copies of a document.