You know, Dean said, gesturing with his uninjured hand. If we were in an action movie, this would be the scene where you tenderly dress my wounds. then the wailing guitar ballad would kick in...

Dean, you’ve been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we’re supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you’re being skeptical?

Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the...

Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

No, he focused on the one thing that he knew would keep him grounded the way the demon said he’d need to be.”Take your brother outside as fast as you can – don’t look back....

I’m Batman

Hell had been his Vietnam. It had stamped its mark on him for all eternity, and no amount of denial or self-imposed ignorance was going to change it. Ever.

Neal! It’s your grief counselors. We’re here to hug!

Yeah, sure.

I can dig Elvis.

Kick it in the Ass

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

You think you’re funny? I think I’m adorable.

Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.