A wise man once told me family don’t end in blood, but it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family’s there through the good, bad, all...

You think you’re funny? I think I’m adorable.

Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

We say it’s a modern American Western – two gunslingers who ride into town, fight the bad guys, kiss the girl and ride out into the sunset again. And we were always talking from the...

Kids aint supposed to be grateful! They’re supposed to eat your food, break your heart.

I’m going to take care of you. I gotcha. Because that’s my job, right? Taking care of my pain in the ass little brother.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

What would you rather have, peace or freedom?

Family don’t end with blood