Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty.’ Pardon me but I have spent the last year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

I am perfectly sane. But then again, 94% of psychotics think they are perfectly sane. So we have to ask ourselves, what is sane?

This isn’t funny Dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes!