To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told…and have a sense of humor doing it.

No matter what I have to say, I’m still trying to say it in comedic form.

It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just...

Oi, stop looking at my nethers. Be a gentleman, look away. When a gal’s in a predicament you should ‘elp ‘er out

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.