you’d think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it’s painful.

Honey, are you being safe?”I wear my seat belt, yes.”Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?’Matty sighed. ‘Mother, seat belts should be worn at all times when in a moving vehicle. Didn’t you...

Dear God, he prayed irreverently, was her blouse even legal?

Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn’t certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer.

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse’s hat on while your father,...

Sometimes the silence is the loudest thing in the room.