I don’t try and be competitive with auditions. When I go on one, I kind of just forget about it.

I want to start a band called “Friday Have Been Cancelled” and then hold open auditions every Friday. The sign will read, “Auditions For Friday Have Been Cancelled.” I sure hope nobody shows up because...

Who wants to be the unsung heroes of my voiceless choir quartet? We’re the Helen Kellers, and I’m holding auditions with oven mitts, because they’re sure to be hot.

I had a dream about you. You were the lead guitarist in a band with no voice, and you were holding auditions for lead singer. Everybody in line in front of me and behind me...

I’ve been in auditions without screens, and I can assure you that I was prejudiced. I began to listen with my eyes, and there is no way that your eyes don’t affect your judgement. The...

Some people look like they sound better than they actually sound, because they look confident and have good posture,” once musician, a veteran of many auditions, says. “Other people look awful when they play but...

Addicts don’t like when you tell them they are all the same. Of course not. Who would? But to me, addicts are like actresses, who all audition for the same role in a horror movie....

The more auditions you go on, the more you will learn not to take it personally.

Tell yourself that the world is outside, that it’s not to be hidden from you, that you are going to thrust yourself forward and be relaxed in the world. You have chosen a field where...

Adults were constantly auditioning, but for what?

Some of the most cutthroat auditions you’ll have as an actor are when you’ll have three words to say.

I’d say 80 percent of my auditions go very horribly.

No I am not okay. I’ve just been pulled out of play tryouts where I had to be the first to audition and everyone’s trying out for the same parts, I just had a very...