If voting changed anything… I’d still laugh!
If I was in office, I'd get together all the chiefs and all the heads and chiefs of staffs of all the countries and explain to them like, 'This is how it's going to be. We need y'all oil and water. Y'all need our money and technology. Now, what y'all gon' do?'
I made a decision when I was in school that I'd have a lot of male friends.
And I'm not going to get any thinner or any younger, my ass is going to hit the ground, if it hasn't already--and I want to be with somebody who can still see me in here. I'm still in here. And I don't want to be resented or despised for changing...I'd rather be alone.
By the response we get, I'd say it's something people look forward to each year.
When I feel like I'm renowned enough, I'd love to do a heritage-type line, but that takes time.
I'd love a signed first edition of 'City of Glass' by Paul Auster. My favourite book of all time.
I'd like an hourly progress report on the FEMA teams on the ground.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I'd like to write some songs that are so good that nobody understands them. Not even myself.
Each night at bedtime, I'd close the bedroom door, climb into bed, and settle in under the covers. Within a minute, the door handle would turn and the door slowly open about a foot. Then a young boy's screams of "Daddy" would follow from the second bedroom - the little boy's room.
I'd love to do it one more time. . . . I'll never get tired of doing this.