By agreeing to these terms and conditions, you will be signing your right to freedom of expression, all artistic credibility, all of your free time and your soul over to us. Do you agree?”I grasped...

Aw, c’mon. She purred, her breath warm in my ear.”You know you wanna…”God, she was slurring. She smelled like beer.I’d never been to turned on in my life.This has gotta be some kinda rape.I thought...

It’s like I’m Cal-El and the planet is about to explode sometimes.””Who’s Cal-El?””Why am I friends with you?

Nothing is ever truly set in stone.You and only you hold the key to your life.When Fate’s saying ‘off yourself.’ or Destiny is saying ‘you’re going to kill yourself anyway,’, I want you to stand...

My life is like a Kevin Smith movie.””Zany and unpredictable?””Mildly humorous but ultimately not worth the effort of paying for a ticket.

Sometimes I’m standoffish and defensive, and I let the angry part of my mind do the talking for me. Sometimes I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. When someone you care about it clearly...