I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

It’s kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

We have a choice – we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.

In today’s society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we’ve heard in fairy tales.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.