Count Duchamps: It’s a wonder he didn’t clank when he [Jim West] when he walked. (referring to all of Jim’s gadgets and weaponry)Wild Wild West (TV) Season 1Night of the Two-Legged Buffalo

Jim: By the way Artie. How are you going to escape?Artie: Oh, the usual way. Guile.. cunning…trickery.Wild Wild West Season 3Night of the Arrow

Karma: I know I’ve seen this man someplace before.Artie (as McGuffey): Considering some of the places I frequent lady that’s a comprising remark!Wild Wild West TV Season 1Night of the Flaming Ghost

Artie: It’s in here.Jim: Let’s check this [box] first, Artie.Artie: Oh. [Finding a fake Sword of Kuniyoshi] Phony! How do you like that? Phony!Jim: Artie…so are our bonds.Artie: Oh. You can’t trust anybody these days.Wild...

Jim: I want you to search every place in this hotel where a crate of dynamite could possibly be stored.Artie: Right. And if I find it?Jim: I’ll arrange for someone to pour cold water over...